(But I would kill for a whoopie pie right about now)
Nothing tastes as good as thin.
That was the mantra of my last Weight Watchers leader. I say my last because there have been many. I lost count after a while.
But she used to say it as a means of motivating people to stay focused on their goal. So that when you were reaching for the Kit Kat, you could think of what it would be like to have it attached to your hips. And then theoretically not eat it.
Sometimes it works. It depends on the day.
Now that I have lost 11 pounds, I am starting to notice differences in my clothing. Which is great. I put on a pair of pants to go to work yesterday and they were loose around the waist. Made my day.
That is motivating, which makes it easier to believe that nothing really does taste as good as thin.
But this morning when I was leaving the convenience store with my yummiest Dunkin Donuts coffee (with skim milk and Splenda thank you very much), I passed the case with all their delicious baked goods. And the most scrumptious looking whoopie pie practically jumped out and landed in my bag.
I do so love whoopie pies.
Not even sure why. They have no redeeming nutritional value, they are full of sugar and butter, and are terrible for your heart and arteries.
But…..I still love them. Because they taste soooo good.
Except that I have a hard time eating them..….small portions at a time.
Once I get started it’s hard to stop. It also doesn’t help that most of the whoopie pies sold at bakeries are practically the size of a frisbee. So you have to have a lot of self control. Portion sizes being important and all.
When it comes to whoopie pies, I have very little. Self control, that is.
I can buy one, thinking that I’ll cut it in half and save the rest for another day. Then, after I eat that half, the other half just looks so forlorn there all by itself I just have to eat it, too.
Because I just do, that’s why.
Which is why I did not buy it. But I did eye it longingly for more than a few seconds. Or a minute or two.
Maybe after I complete and entire triathalon I will feel like I have burned enough calories to justify eating one.
But after burning that many calories, will I really want to waste them all on a whoopie pie?
I think I know the answer to that: YES